I guess I promised you hotties. I GUESS.
Oh God. This is SO SO SO late, but I’ve made up for it by looking up SO MANY TONS AND TONS AND TONS OF PHOTOS. So hopefully you’ll forgive me and keep loving me and we can keep having these illicit blog affairs nightly ok? OK.
[Also, not gonna lie, I'm pretty sure Kim was gonna beat my ass if I postponed this crap any longer. DON'T HURT ME, KIM. PLEASE.]
I’m going to start this thing with the following photo, BECAUSE IT SERIOUSLY MAKES ME SMILE SO HARD:
More more TONS more under the cut.
I’m gonna try to keep these as organized as possible. But since in general I am not a very organized person, we’ll see how well that pans out, ok? ON WE GO.
Okay so, Remember last Olympics when the ONLY photo we could find of Ryan Lochte was that really awful hair one? And then over the next four years he became this INCREDIBLY HOT AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS SWIMMING COMMANDO? Since these are the ONLY TWO decent swimmery photos of cutiepie Ricky Berens I can find all by himself, I predict he’s gonna be the Ryan Lochte of 2012. BACK OFF, BITCHES. I’M LAYING MY CLAIM RIGHT NOW.
OH MY GOD, GUYS. We need to talk about Eamon Sullivan’s Torso again, okay? We just do. Because it is holy. omggggg:
And this wouldnt be a hottie post without some HOTTIE RELAY APPRECIATION:
On to Gymnastics because oof. Those boys are, like, collectively an average height of 5’4, and I’m 5’7 [and a half!!] and I’m pretty sure Kim is like 6’3 or something so they are TINY, but oh so hot.
He needs a tan.
Can we please talk about Jonathan Horton now? Kim is slightly in love with him and I pretty much want to be his best friend ever. He is ADORABLE and so gracious and hey, at 5’1, he’s pretty much boob-height so that’s awesome.
Can I tell you how fun I think Fabien Hambuechen is? Aside from being cute, I loved how he kinda screwed up his routine (on the bars? I already don’t remember), and comes back pretty much CRYING. That is, until, he found out that he managed to get Bronze in the competition, and then walks up to Horton and is like “YAH YAH WUNDEBAR I’LL SEE YOU IN 4 YEARS YAH?” Haaahahahaha. That pretty much decided my LOOOOVE for him, right there.
But. BUT. No one can top my Male Gymnast love for Alexander Artemev. He looks like a helicopter on the pommel horse and his dad is an ASTRONAUT. A FRIGGEN ASTRONAUT!!!!:
OKAY. Running is next. I’m actually not really hot for runners, but I decided to be DIVERSE. Bah.
Guys, I’m really conflicted about Jeremy Wariner. He’s hot, but NOT REALLY, and he seems like kind of a DICK? Anyone else agree? Either way, I can’t seem to stop lookin’ at him. Something about him makes me wanna rarrrrr. SHRUG.
DIVING DIVING DIVING HOTTIES OMGGGGGG
On my last hottie post someone was all OMG OMG OGM OMGOM OMG OMG OMG POST ALEXANDRE DESPATIE OMG OMG OGM ALEXANDRE DESPATIE HE IS SO HOT OMG OMG OMG OMG and it was actually REALLY annoying, but whatever, as it turns out, he really is hot:
I’M GOING TO SLEEP GOODNIGHT INTERNET.