Are you ready for some Mikey?

The Michael Phelps entertainment invasion continues tonight when he hosts Saturday Night Live.

Aw shucks.

I am predicting the following things:

He will appear shirtless.

Tina Fey will appear as Sarah Palin. (If not, it will be Kristen Wiig).

He will wear headphones when he announces Lil Wayne’s first performance.

Ryan Lochte will be played by either Seth Meyers or Andy Samberg. Probably Samberg. He has the hair.

Either way, it should be mildly entertaining in a total trainwreck sort of way. I just hope that Amy Poehler is there all pregnant like. Though it’s doubtful. Barack Obama will no longer be there, and that’s sad yet understandable. And I spent most of today watching the third season of Arrested Development, so fortunately I’ve had plenty of funny.

And if you were hoping for some Ravens/Texans fun, Reliant Stadium suffered some structural damage from Hurricane Ike. There are about 2 million people without power in Houston (including my fam), but fortunately for all, the storm came in weaker than predicted. Still very strong, still very big, but there was no 25′ storm surge. We’ll see what happens, but remain safe, my Texans.