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August 28, 2008

The milking of Michael “Milky” Phelps continues. He’ll host the season premiere of SNL this fall, along with his musical inspiration, Lil Wayne. I predict this to be awful. His Rosetta Stone commercial showcased enough bad acting as it was. Seriously, though, there will be too many sketches about him swimming. They’ll make mention of him being in love with Lil Wayne. They might even be in a sketch together. AND, if she weren’t super duper pregnant, Amy Poehler would probably have written a sketch that allowed her to make out with him. Because that’s what she does. Because she’s smart and funny and amazing. Though I don’t know if Michael Phelps is her type.

faaaaaiiiiillllll

faaaaaiiiiillllll

Of course, according to my friend, it could be worse. It could be, “T-Pain and that female swimmer.”

I’m not exactly sure what female swimmer he meant.

In other news, there is a 2008 tour of Gymnastics superstars!!

It is ridiculously overpriced, but boy would I love to see Jonathan Horton fly through the air with the greatest of ease. I’m not entirely sure who is in the cast. Unfortunately, Alicia Sacramone does not seem to be in it. Horton does, but there’s no male cast list on the website.

Why is that website awful? And loud? And not userfriendly at all? Dude, Gymnastics superstars webmaster, don’t you recognize that your website will most likely be visited by a bunch of 12 year olds that need to know who they are asking their parents to spend $5832 to see do cartwheels? And some of us might be 24 and have crushes on the 22 year old elfish male gymnasts and find out if it’s worth it to go to Jersey for that. Cough.

As soon as I know more, you will know more, random blog viewers.

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  1. August 28, 2008 2:49 pm

    So I heard about the SNL thing yesterday and I was super excited to tell you about it buuuuut NEVERMIND, I GUESS.

    Jonathan Horton needs to do a gymnastics tour of your pants.

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