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Liveblogging the VMA’s.

September 8, 2008

So, about a half hour into the show, I created a LiveBlog for the VMAs on CoverItLive, BUUUUUTTTTT, apparently embedding it directly into our blog doesnt really work with WordPress. Boo. So instead, here’s a handy dandy link that you should click in order to see Kim’s and my commentary about the VMAs: LINK LINK LINK.

If you don’t feel like looking through our mostly spastic commentary [understandable], here’s my rundown of the night:

  • Kim thought almost everyone was dressed well, including Paris Hilton, who I thought looked preggo in that weird fuchsia dress she was wearing. Also, check me out, I can spell fuchsia correctly.
No.

No.

  • Russel Brand’s monologue at the start of the show, while entertaining, was mostly unnecessary and it was a perfectly awkward start to a show which would prove to be equally as awkward, all the way through to the end. I honestly cannot wait to see the reactions to his tirade.
  • I totally didn’t understand the commercial performances? What was up with people like Katy Perry and LL Cool J doing random karaoke-esque performances in between the commercials? It just seemed disorganized.
  • The set was UGLY. The entire auditorium looked like a friggen high-school drama stage, and the audience was boring.
  • Katy Perry was not wearing pants. Get a life, Katy Perry. [Normally I don’t mind her, but the non-pants was just too much for me.]
The two most annoying, overhyped women in Music right now.

The two most annoying, overhyped women in Music right now.

  • Jordan Sparks randomly talking about promise rings was hilar.
  • Why did several peformers appear TWICE? Like, seriously… did they run out of performers?
  • Why did several performers GRAB THEIR CROTCHES?
  • Christina Aguilera was beautiful and awesome, as always.
  • Lauren Conrad needs to keep her grubby lil hands off of that hottie Chase Crawford<3.
  • Rihanna KILLED ME when she randomly sampled the WHITE STRIPES? How hilarious was that. And then the NUMA NUMA SONG? We truly are the internet generation.
Love.

Love.

  • Speaking of Rihanna, both her performances were good, and I LOOOOOVED her performance with TI, who blahblahblah, and looks good doing it?
Awwww.

Awwww.

  • Britney won a VMA. Yay!
  • Britney won two VMA’s…. yay?
  • Britney not only won THREE VMA’s, but took one of them away from CHRIS BROWN, WHO IS AMAZING. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT? I was totally on Team Britney up until that third award. That was buuuuull shit.
1. Ugly dress. 2. She does not even believe that shit.

1. Ugly dress. 2. She does not even believe that shit.

Basically, basically, basically, the VMAs this year really suck. They need to go back to NYC where they belong, and stop having so many randoms, losers, and untalented people. And Disney trolls. THE END.

Oh and just for good measure:

I am sad I couldn't find a photo of him with his GIGANTOR HEADPHONES that he wore, but alas.

I'm sad I couldn't find a photo of him with his GIGANTOR HEADPHONES that he wore, but alas.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. September 9, 2008 1:57 am

    i like katy perry’s shoes.

    TI steals my heart and looks good doing it.

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