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The 99 Things You Should Have Already Seen

March 8, 2009

Okay, before I begin, let me tell you what this blog is going to be. Greg Rutter’s Definitive List of the 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You’re A Loser Or Old Or Something has been making the rounds the past week or two. I’ve only skimmed the list, but I decided that for this post, I’d strike out all the ones I’ve already seen, since I totally have been internetting since 1992 and I have seen almost everything there is to see when it comes to INTERNETLAND.

But then I remembered that for me, nothing ever really goes as planned, and as much as I expect to cross off everything on that list so that I can be like “HAHA I’M SO COOL I’VE SEEN EVERYTHING I’M NOT A LOSER OR OLD EXCEPT HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED WATCHIN–OK YOU KNOW I’M JUST GOING TO SHUT UP NOW,” when in reality I will probably only cross off 10 items and then look like an old loser. That would be shameful.

But, I am nothing if not living in a perpetual state of embarrassment on the internet so here goes:

Greg Rutter’s Definitive List of the 99 Things
You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet
Unless You’re A Loser Or Old Or Something

01) Grape Stomp
02) Charlie Bit Me
03) Chocolate Rain
04) Dancing Baby
05) Post Secret
06) Charlie The Unicorn

07) Mentos and Diet Coke
08) Numa Numa
09) Peanut Butter Jelly Time

10) George Lucas In Love
11) You’re The Man Now Dog
12) Yatta
13) Star Wars Kid
14) Bubb Rubb
15) The Flying Spaghetti Monster
16) Dramatic Chipmunk
17) Homestar Runner

18) GI Joe Pork Chop Sandwiches
19) Fail Blog
20) Skateboarding Dog
21) All Your Base Are Belong To Us
22) Winnebago Man
23) We Like The Moon
24) I Can Has Cheezburger
25) Barney Vs. Tupac
26) Shining
27) Cute Overload
28) Rick Roll

29) Lazy Sunday
30) David After The Dentist
31) Powerthirst
32) Christian The Lion (sweetest meme EVER. EVER.)
33) Bert and Ernie Rap
34) Lady Punch
35) Leprechaun in Alabama
36) Where The Hell Is Matt

37) Boom Goes The Dynamite
38) Breakdancing Baby
39) Drunk Jeff Goldblum
40) Scarlet Takes A Tumble
41) Sepultura – Refuse resist (cover) By Gauchos
42) Gay Mount Everest
43) Afro Ninja
44) Cop Shoots Himself In Leg In Classroom
45) Tron Guy
46) “Leave Britney Alone”
47) Laughing Baby
48) I’m the Juggernaut Bitch
49) The Chairperson Falls
50) Take On Me The Literal Version
51) Bill O’Reilly Flips Out
52) Don’t Tase Me Bro
53) The Landlord

54) Breakdancing Baby Kick
55) The Pet Penguin
56) Ms. South Carolina Answers A Question
57) I’m F*#king Matt Damon
58) Will It Blend

59) Spaghetti Cat
60) Tom Cruise Kills Oprah
61) Little Superstar
62) Chad Vader
63) Pretty Much Everywhere It’s Going To Be Hot
64) I Like Turtles
65) Who Needs A Movie
66) Jake E. Lee Shreds
67) Hawaii Chair
68) Aussie Party
69) Hitler Plans Burning Man
70) Flirting with Magic
71) Look At The Horse
72) Asian Backstreet Boys
73) Leroy Jenkins
74) Pinky The Cat
75) Monkey Sniffs Finger
76) Sneezing Panda
77) Prison Inmates remake “Thriller”
78) Techno Viking
79) Ask A Ninja
80) Best Man Trips and Ruins Wedding
81) Best Wedding Toast Ever (Amy’s Song)
82) Kitten Surprise (how to break up a cat fight)
83) Katana Sword Infomercial Goes Wrong
84) Matrix Ping Pong
85) La Pequeña Prohibida
86) Angry German Kid (translated)
87) Evolution of Dance
88) Ok Go – “Here It Goes Again”
89) Battle at Kruger (lions vs. buffalos vs. crocodiles)
90) Daft Hands
91) Human Beatbox
92) Most T-Shirts Worn At Once
93) Zero G Dog
94) Cuppy Cakes Song
95) George Washington (ugh my FAVORITE!)
96) Scary Maze Prank
97) Gay Referee
98) Tranquilized Bear Hits Trampoline
99) Reporter Gets A Fly In The Mouth

Okay, so I’ve seen 38 out of 100. That’s… not good at all. Whatever.

Here are some of my own favorites that didn’t make it onto Greg’s List:

That’s all I’ve got. Have a great week!

6 Comments leave one →
  1. March 9, 2009 3:21 am

    YOU of all people, haven’t seen the Asian Backstreet Boys? Or Yatta? Weeeeird.

  2. March 9, 2009 3:40 am

    OMG. I WANT TO MARRY THE DANCING ASIAN BOOMBOX GUY. His #80 was pure fucking magic!!

  3. March 9, 2009 10:04 am

    bizzy — UGH I’m so in love with him. SO IN LOVE.


  4. March 11, 2009 2:03 am

    how have you not seen “pretty much everywhere it’s gonna be hot”?!?!?!?!

    That’s pretty much my favorite thing ever ever ever and what makes me happy everytime in sad.

    Thanks, Arthur.

  5. March 11, 2009 8:47 pm

    i’ve seen 46 of them. :/

  6. March 12, 2009 2:43 pm

    AHAAHAHAH that weather thing is so random!

    Ugh I’m gonna sit down later tonight and watch ALL OF THEM because I have no effin’ life.

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