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Open Letter to Kimberly Falcon

June 1, 2009

Dear Kim,

Remember when we were between the ages of 17 and 20 years old and would sit on our respective couches in Miami and Houston/NYC and watch Lizzie McGuire and chat about it, extensively, even though we were entirely too old to be doing that without some massive amounts of shame?

Remember how excited we were to find out that Adam Lamberg was our age and therefore it wasn’t that creepy to be, you know, kind of obsessed with him?

Remember how our love for poor little Gordo never died, even though he fell off the face of the planet?

Well, boy, have I got news for you! Congratulations, Adam Lamberg: You Are Relevant

From BestWeekEver:

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Read the following name carefully: Adam Lamberg. That’s right: Lamberg. If this name is one letter off from another famous “Adam Lamber-” that you may or may not worship, we know where you’re coming from. Because even though we had never previously heard of Adam Lamberg before today, his existence was brought to our attention by search engine of choice: Google.

That’s right: It seems Google is not yet privy to the propane explosion of greatness that is American Idol’s Adam Lambert. Because upon Google Searching said Lambert, Google has the nerve to suggest that I’m actually searching some dude named Adam Lamberg.

GET WITH THE F**KING PROGRAM GOOGLE! F**K.

And congrats to Adam Lamberg — you are kinda sorta relevant for the next week(ish). Soak it in, pal. Soak. It. In. via.

His relevance justifies our love, and now I will sleep sweetly.

YOUR SHAMEFUL FRIEND,

CELISSE

(ps. props to Hena for alerting me to this.)

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. June 2, 2009 12:21 pm

    I LOVE YOU ADAM LAMBERG.

  2. October 18, 2009 8:41 am

    you are the best men at ever adam lamberg for me . and i just wich that we can meet some day.

  3. Priyanka permalink
    December 11, 2009 11:28 am

    HIIIIIIII, I’m not like other but still your fan…. You are a great actor………..

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