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Olympic Hottie of the Day (Disqualified!)

February 27, 2010

I had my Olympic hottie of the day all picked out, and no, despite his ADORABLENESS, it was not going to be Yuki Ohno.


No, it was going to be Francois-Louis Tremblay. Four time Olympic medalist, getting a chance to medal again in his home country!

But then the incident that spawned a million bad puns occurred (OH NO! OHNO!) and SOMEONE couldn’t keep themselves upright on the ice. Now, I can’t say that Ohno should be copping a feel in the middle of a race, but I can say that had Tremblay not just held his ground instead of trying to swat Ohno off, he wouldn’t have gone flying off into the abyss leading to Ohno’s DQ (particularly with all of the touching going on in front of them).

So I take it back, Tremblay, you get the medal, but you don’t get my medal. I’m giving it to Ohno.

In this race, Ohno gets the gold. No matter what come hither eyes Tremblay is trying to give here.

But in all actuality, I’m giving it to Brian Hansen, Jonathan Kuck & Chad Hedrick for stunning the Norwegians (and King of the Bitchassness, Sven Kramer) in the race for gold in tonight’s team pursuit semi-finals. They’ll race tomorrow (in what will also be Hedrick’s last professional race EVER) for the gold. Love it.

And good luck to my fake relative, Steve Holcomb! Bring it!

One Comment leave one →
  1. February 27, 2010 12:20 am

    i hate ohno.


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